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YES SIR! MILITARY BRIEF - NO MOONS
YES SIR! MILITARY BRIEF - NO MOONS
YES SIR! MILITARY BRIEF - NO MOONS

YES SIR! MILITARY BRIEF

Regular price $ 29.50 USD
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YES SIR! MILITARY BRIEF

SAY IT LOUDER FOR YOUR SIR! A true SUB will follow every command. 

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NM TWITCH SANDY BUM BEACH TOWEL - NO MOONS
NM TWITCH SANDY BUM BEACH TOWEL - NO MOONS

NM TWITCH SANDY BUM BEACH TOWEL

Regular price $ 28.00 USD
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No one likes a sandy bum. Bring this towel from the NM TWITCH COLLECTION to the beach with you. 

• 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Size: 30″ × 60″ × 0.28″ (76 × 152 × 0.7 cm)
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent
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LA PLAYA THONG [4-PACK] - NO MOONS
LA PLAYA THONG [4-PACK] - NO MOONS

LA PLAYA THONG [4-PACK]

Regular price $ 36.00 USD
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  • No waistband for a truly lightweight feel
  • The nylon fabric feels soft against your skin and has just enough stretch to give you a superb fit-- a hot style combined with fantastic comfort, this is the underwear for you. The bright colors are a great way to accessorize your bulge, depending on your personality or occasion.
  • Do not bleach. Do not dry-clean.  Hand washing recommend. 

 

Size guide

  WAIST
M (inches) 27 - 28
L (inches) 29 - 30
XL (inches) 31 - 33
XXL (inches) 34 -36

 

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WOOF! BRIEFS
WOOF! BRIEFS
WOOF! BRIEFS
WOOF! BRIEFS
WOOF! BRIEFS
WOOF! BRIEFS

WOOF! BRIEFS

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Feel unleashed in these sleek and stylish WOOF! Briefs. Take your pup game to the next level with these ultra-flattering black briefs, perfect for showing off that booty and when you take them off...your tail. Transform into a sexy pup and enjoy the plush, luxurious fabric of these WOOF! Briefs!

90% polyester+10% spandex



 

 

 

 

Size

Side Length (cm/in)

1/2 Waist(cm/in)

1/2Foot Mouth

S 7/2.8 31.5/12.4 22.5/8.9
M 7/2.8 34/13.4 24/9.4
L 7/2.8 36.5/14.4 25.5/10
XL 7/2.8 39/15.4 27/10.6
2XL 7/2.8 41.5/16.3 28.5/11.2


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PUPPY-PLAY HEADBAND
PUPPY-PLAY HEADBAND
PUPPY-PLAY HEADBAND
PUPPY-PLAY HEADBAND
PUPPY-PLAY HEADBAND
PUPPY-PLAY HEADBAND
PUPPY-PLAY HEADBAND

PUPPY-PLAY HEADBAND

Regular price $ 16.00 USD
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Introducing the "PuppyPlay™ Headband" - the perfect accessory for the bestest boy! This unique and playful headband is designed to bring joy and excitement to your pet playtime adventures and let everyone know you are THAT pup!

Made from high-quality, soft, and durable materials, the PuppyPlay™ Headband is comfortable to wear and safe for extended use. It features a cute and playful puppy design with paws on either side that will instantly transform any human into an adorable and lovable pup.

The PuppyPlay™ Headband is not just a fashion statement, but also a functional accessory. It's perfect for role-playing games, cosplay, parties, and pet play events. Your human puppy will enjoy wagging their tail, prancing around, and exploring the world with an added touch of cuteness.

This headband is a great gift for pet play enthusiasts, kink communities, or anyone who loves to indulge in playful and imaginative experiences. It's a versatile accessory that can add a touch of joy and excitement to your pet play lifestyle.

So, let your human puppy unleash their inner playful pup with the PuppyPlay™ Headband and create unforgettable moments of joy, fun, and adventure. Get yours today and embark on a tail-wagging, ear-perking, and heart-melting pet play journey! Woof!

• Fabric composition: 82% polyester, 18% spandex

Size guide

  WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
L 2 ⅛ 10 ¼
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THE PARACHUTE G-STRING - NO MOONS

THE PARACHUTE G-STRING

Regular price $ 20.22 USD
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    • TAKE THE RISK AND DIVE into this soft rope  g-string. No need for protection against the elements, the semi-sheer stretch pouch holds your bulge with care and freedom.
    • 80% Cotton 20% Nylon
    • Do not tumble dry. Do not dry clean. Do not bleach.
    • Ambassador: @terencewentmad 

     

    Size guide

      WAIST
    M (inches) 28 - 30
    L (inches) 30 - 32
    XL (inches) 33 - 34
    XXL (inches) 36 - 38

     

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    WALKIE TIME WHITE LEASH - NO MOONS
    WALKIE TIME WHITE LEASH - NO MOONS

    WALKIE TIME WHITE LEASH

    Regular price $ 11.99 USD
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    The perfect leash for when you want to take your pup on a walkie. Made from PU Leather, this leash features a metal buckle and ring & a snap button clasp. Fully adjustable and one size fits all. Adjust the tightness according to your puppy's neck.
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    PUPPY FOR RENT HEADBAND - NO MOONS
    PUPPY FOR RENT HEADBAND - NO MOONS
    PUPPY FOR RENT HEADBAND - NO MOONS
    PUPPY FOR RENT HEADBAND - NO MOONS
    PUPPY FOR RENT HEADBAND - NO MOONS
    PUPPY FOR RENT HEADBAND - NO MOONS

    PUPPY FOR RENT HEADBAND

    Regular price $ 11.50 USD
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    This soft, stretchy Headband is from the NM CODE COLLECTION. An homage to the classic hankey code with our modern twist.

    • Fabric composition: 82% polyester, 18% spandex
    • Moisture-wicking
    • One size fits all

    Size guide

      WIDTH LENGTH
    One size (inches) 2 ⅛ 10 ¼
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    PURPLE PASSION BUCKET HAT - NO MOONS

    PURPLE PASSION BUCKET HAT

    Regular price $ 25.50 USD
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    Keep your bucket hat game strong with this tie-dye version! The reliable fit and feel of a bucket hat with a retro vibe. 

    • Features
    • 100% cotton
    • unstructured
    • sewn eyelets


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    PISS FREAK HEADBAND - NO MOONS
    PISS FREAK HEADBAND - NO MOONS
    PISS FREAK HEADBAND - NO MOONS

    PISS FREAK HEADBAND

    Regular price $ 14.50 USD
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    This soft, stretchy Headband is from the NM TWITCH COLLECTION. An homage to the classic hankey code with our modern twist.

    • Fabric composition: 82% polyester, 18% spandex
    • Moisture-wicking
    • One size fits all

    Size guide

      WIDTH LENGTH
    One size (inches) 2 ⅛ 10 ¼
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    ROAR Thongs [3-Pack] - NO MOONS
    ROAR Thongs [3-Pack] - NO MOONS

    ROAR Thongs [3-Pack]

    Regular price $ 28.00 USD
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    • Comfortable, low rise with material that is soft and smooth. Rock this thong and let the savage side in you bounce.

    Size guide

      WAIST
    M (inches) 27 - 29
    L (inches) 30 - 32
    XL (inches) 32 - 34
    XXL (inches) 36
    XXXL (inches) 36 - 38

     

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    SNAP ON, SNAP OFF BOTTOMS - NO MOONS
    SNAP ON, SNAP OFF BOTTOMS - NO MOONS

    SNAP ON, SNAP OFF BOTTOMS

    Regular price $ 24.00 USD
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    • Material: 80%Nylon + 20%Spandex
    • IT'S NEVER TOO LATE to show a little more. Put it away when you want, let it out how you want! Swing it when you want all night!

    Size guide

      WAIST
    S (inches) 27 - 28
    M (inches) 30 - 32
    L (inches) 34 - 36
    XL (inches) 38 - 40

     

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    NO MOONS PUP PARK SPANDEX SHORTS V1.8 - NO MOONS
    NO MOONS PUP PARK SPANDEX SHORTS V1.8 - NO MOONS

    NO MOONS PUP PARK SPANDEX SHORTS V1.8

    Regular price $ 49.99 USD
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    The PUP PARK has something for every pup! AWOOOOO!!! These high-waisted spandex shorts hug the bum and show off that pup bone just the way you want. Super soft & comfy. Wear them around the pup den or out to a pup mosh!

    Complete the LERK and pair with one of our Pup Park Singlets.

    • 82% polyester, 18% spandex
    • Four-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
    • Made with a smooth and comfortable microfiber yarn
    • Comfortable elastic waistband

     

    Size guide

      WAIST
    XS (inches) 26 - 28
    S (inches) 28 - 30
    M (inches) 30 - 32
    L (inches) 32 - 33
    XL (inches) 35 - 36
    2XL (inches) 38 - 40
    3XL (inches) 42
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    NO MOONS PAW PRINT MUSCLE TANK - NO MOONS
    NO MOONS PAW PRINT MUSCLE TANK - NO MOONS
    NO MOONS PAW PRINT MUSCLE TANK - NO MOONS
    NO MOONS PAW PRINT MUSCLE TANK - NO MOONS
    NO MOONS PAW PRINT MUSCLE TANK - NO MOONS

    NO MOONS PAW PRINT MUSCLE TANK

    Regular price $ 24.50 USD
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    This soft, sleeveless tank is so comfy you're going to want to wear it everywhere, be it on your couch, out on a walk, or during a yoga class. The relaxed fit and low-cut armholes gives it a casual, urban look.

    • 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
    • Relaxed fit
    • Wide, low-cut armholes

    Size guide

      SHIRT WIDTH SHIRT LENGTH CHEST TO FIT
    S (inches) 18 26 34-37
    M (inches) 20 27 38-41
    L (inches) 21 5/8 28 42-45
    XL (inches) 23 5/8 29 46-49
    2XL (inches) 25 5/8 30 50-53
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    NO MOONS WOOF! TANK

    Regular price $ 25.99 USD
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    It’s always a good decision to invest in premium-quality basics that’ll look good and last long. The men’s premium tank top is exceptionally soft and smooth and made of durable materials. Wear it as your workout top, layering piece, or on its own, paired with your favorite bottoms.

    • 100% combed ring-spun cotton
    • Athletic Heather is 85% cotton, 15% viscose
    • Charcoal Heather is 60% polyester, 40% cotton
    • Relaxed fit
    • Sleeveless drop arm

    Size guide

      LENGTH WIDTH
    S (inches) 28 18
    M (inches) 29 20
    L (inches) 30 22
    XL (inches) 31 24
    2XL (inches) 32 26
    3XL (inches) 33 28
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    NO MOONS ORIGINALS SINGLET 3 - NO MOONS
    NO MOONS ORIGINALS SINGLET 3 - NO MOONS
    NO MOONS ORIGINALS SINGLET 3 - NO MOONS

    NO MOONS ORIGINALS SINGLET 3

    Regular price $ 42.50 USD
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    The NO MOONS ORIGINALS Singlet from the NO MOONS ORIGINALS COLLECTION brings together bold patterns that feel “not-so-simple”, just like you. 

    This NO MOONS ORIGINALS Singlet pairs our signature design with the sexy and comfortable cut you desire. A low scoop back & deep neckline give anyone at the club something to look at. The quick-dry, double-layered front makes this singlet great for the pool, too. Wherever you decide to show off that sexy body, you can do it in your NO MOONS Singlet.

    MATERIAL: 82% Polyester, 18% Spandex

    • Chlorine-resistant fabric
    • Cheeky fit with a scoop neckline and a low scoop back
    • Double-layer front
    • Four-way stretch

    Size guide

      CHEST WAIST HIPS
    XS (inches) 33 ⅛ 25 ¼ 35 ⅜
    S (inches) 34 ⅝ 26 ¾ 37
    M (inches) 36 ¼ 28 ⅜ 38 ⅝
    L (inches) 37 ¾ 29 ⅞ 40 ⅛
    XL (inches) 41 33 ⅛ 43 ¼
    2XL (inches) 44 ⅛ 36 ¼ 46 ½
    3XL (inches) 47 ¼ 39 ⅜ 49 ⅝
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    NO MOONS Sticker sheet - NO MOONS

    NO MOONS Sticker sheet

    Regular price $ 12.00 USD
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    These glossy stickers are designed just for you. Give your favorite items, like a notepad, laptop, or phone case an extra glow and personal touch.

    • 0.12″ (0.3 cm) white sticker border
    • Glossy finish
    • Fast and easy application

    Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the stickers.

    Size guide

      HEIGHT WIDTH
    5.83″×8.27″ (inches) 8 ¼ 5 ⅞
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    NO MOONS GYM JOCK DUFFLE

    Regular price $ 66.50 USD
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    This NM TWITCH Gym Jock duffle bag from the NM TWITCH COLLECTION is the perfect companion for every occasion—take it with you when traveling, running daily errands, or storing those stinky jocks. The bag is spacious and will keep all your stuff neat and organized with its multiple pockets, including one with a zipper for your most valuable possessions. Adjust the padded shoulder strap when the bag’s helping you carry heavier things, and continue your daily run without a worry!

    • 100% polyester with black interlining
    • One size: 22″ × 11.5″ × 11.5″
    • Adjustable and removable padded shoulder strap
    • Dual padded handles with hoop&loop fasteners for easy carrying
    • Mesh side pocket
    • Multiple inside pockets
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    NM T-SHIRT GOOD BOY - NO MOONS

    NM T-SHIRT GOOD BOY

    Regular price $ 26.00 USD
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    This BOLD collection of tees are for the kinky casual wearer. Headed to Friday happy hour at the local gay spot? Sport your kink with one of our tees!

    • 100% combed ring-spun cotton
    • Pre-shrunk

     

    Size Guide

    CHEST SIZE
    XS (inches) 35
    S (inches) 38
    M (inches) 41
    L (inches) 44
    XL (inches) 48
    2XL (inches) 52
    3XL (inches) 56
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    MERCURY CONVEX BRIEFS [4-PACK] - NO MOONS
    MERCURY CONVEX BRIEFS [4-PACK] - NO MOONS

    MERCURY CONVEX BRIEFS [4-PACK]

    Regular price $ 42.00 USD
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    MATERIAL: NYLON & SPANDEX
    • Material: 88% Nylon+12% Spandex.
    • Smooth, stretchy, soft and comfortable to wear, perfect show off your muscle curve. Shiny metallic material, colorful, gorgeous and stylish.Great for stage performance, dance party, costume, raves, club wear, night out and exercising.
    • Gently wash by hand. Do not tumble dry. Do not dry clean. Do not bleach.

     

    Size guide

      WAIST
    S (inches) 28 - 30
    M (inches) 32
    L (inches) 34
    XL (inches) 36

     

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    MERCURY CONVEX PEARL BRIEF - NO MOONS
    MERCURY CONVEX PEARL BRIEF - NO MOONS
    MERCURY CONVEX PEARL BRIEF - NO MOONS

    MERCURY CONVEX PEARL BRIEF

    Regular price $ 26.00 USD
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    • Material: 88% Nylon+12% Spandex.
    • Smooth, stretchy, soft and comfortable to wear, perfect show off your muscle curve. Shiny metallic material, colorful, gorgeous and stylish.Great for stage performance, dance party, costume, raves, club wear, night out and exercising.
    • Gently wash by hand. Do not tumble dry. Do not dry clean. Do not bleach.

     

    Size guide

      WAIST
    S (inches) 28 - 30
    M (inches) 32
    L (inches) 34
    XL (inches) 36

     

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    NM TWITCH FLIP-FLOPS - NO MOONS
    NM TWITCH FLIP-FLOPS - NO MOONS
    NM TWITCH FLIP-FLOPS - NO MOONS
    NM TWITCH FLIP-FLOPS - NO MOONS
    NM TWITCH FLIP-FLOPS - NO MOONS

    NM TWITCH FLIP-FLOPS

    Regular price $ 15.00 USD
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    Prepare for an adventurous and carefree summer with a pair flip-flops from the NM TWITCH COLLECTION. The rubber sole is lined with a soft fabric to make sure you feel comfortable wherever your day takes you.

    • Rubber sole
    • Customizable 100% polyester fabric lining
    • Black Y-shaped rubber straps

     

    Size guide

      US MEN
    S 6-7.5
    M 8-10
    L 10.5-11
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    DUGOUT BRO-BRA - NO MOONS
    DUGOUT BRO-BRA - NO MOONS
    DUGOUT BRO-BRA - NO MOONS

    DUGOUT BRO-BRA

    Regular price $ 34.00 USD
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    The No Moons Bro-Bra is made to stay dry during  low to medium intensity "workouts" with you and your boys. The Bro-Bra's double layered front and wide elastic bands ensure constant cling during heavy impact.

    • 82% polyester, 18% spandex
    • Four-way stretch material and moisture-wicking material
    • Scoop neckline and racerback
    • Flat seams that minimize uncomfortable under-arm rubbing. 
    • Double-layered shoulder straps & chest front with and a wide elastic bands.

     

    Size guide

      CHEST
    XS (inches) 34
    S (inches) 36
    M (inches) 38
    L (inches) 40
    XL (inches) 42 - 44
    2XL (inches) 46
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    GOOD BOY BLUE CROP - NO MOONS

    GOOD BOY BLUE CROP

    Regular price $ 26.70 USD
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    With an on-trend cropped MESH fit and all-over open-mesh fabric, party like you want all summer long!

    Features

    • Moisture wicking technology that cools the skin 
    • triple blended fabric for softness


    Size Guide

    CHEST SIZE
    XS (inches) 38.5
    S (inches) 40
    M (inches) 42
    L (inches) 45
    XL (inches) 48
    2XL (inches) 51
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